Guys

Of all the things I have read, heard and seen there is only one sentence that I have found that sums up guys: What the ----?!! You know, the Bible only records Adam's response upon seeing Eve; it never mentions Eve's response to Adam. I find this very curious and I am guessing that there simply weren't words for Eve to express the shock, bewilderment, and absolute loss for what to do with this creature called man. Of course there was the innate desire to help the poor creature, but do you love, put up with, despise, dislike, or simply ignore this fellow creature that demands so much thought and energy to be around? Now, when Adam and Eve were created things were perfect and there was no sin to mess things up, so perhaps Eve felt no perplexity at having to deal with Adam; but my how things have changed! Guys, is there some secret formula that we women should know about so we can function properly around you? If so, please enlighten us. Don't worry, we can take it, whatever it is. We are not so dim witted that we can't figure it out and put it to use. Ah, but I doubt any such formula exists and I am left to stumbling around in my interactions with the guys I know. Will I say the wrong thing, will I give the wrong impression, am I a bother to them, do they think I'm likable, how can I prove I'm just as good as they are? These are questions that most women ask in some form or another with most guys they meet. Sad, I know, but those are the facts. So, I guess the only thing to do is continue trying to do what's best, see what works and what doesn't and hope you don't make a colossal error a you will never recover from.