Saturday

I'm up on a Saturday morning and not in rehearsal - surprising. I'm awake and in a good mood before 10 a.m.- even more surprising. I thought I would continue my humorous rant this morning and post the male half of the previous post.
What every man thinks they know, should know, but, sadly, don't. Men think they already know everything, but wait... they don't. Training courses are now available for men on the following subjects:
1. Housecleaning, the Final Frontier: Where No Man Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: The Checking Account is for Spending, and not just on yourself, and TheSavings Account is for Saving.
3. Parties: Going in Style
4. Female Management: A Little Help Around the House Will Get You Most of What You Want
5. Bathroom Etiquette 1: Put the Toilet Seat Down
6. Bathroom Etiquette 2: Any Razor Left Out is Public Property
7. Communication Skills 1: Tears - No Need to Fear, They are a Natural Occurence
8. Communication Skills 2: Don't Argue With Her, You Won't Win
9. Communication Skills 3: Grunting is not an Acceptable Form of Communication
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You Must not Only Acquire but Use
11. Telephone Skills: Don't Talk to Someone When You are on the Phone to SomeoneElse
12. Introduction to Manners: Need I say more????
13. Advanced Manners: Actually Using Them
14. Fat Retention: Flat Tire or Spare?
15. Cooking 1: You Want it You Make it
16. Cooking 2: Beer and Potato Chips are Not a Food Staple
17. Criticism Prevention: How not to Harass your Wife about her Weight
18. Compliments: Giving Them
19. CTS(Continual Testosterone Syndrome): It Does Exist and Is Hazardous to Your Health
20. Dancing: You Don't Know What You're Missing
21. Classic Clothing: Nice (read Expensive) Clothing
22. Household Dust: Don't Run From It, You Can't Hide
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Should There Be Such a Thing?
24. Frequent Love and Care: Your Wife Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: Sharing is Acceptable